Eye Contact: Intimate vs. Invasive

Posted by By Guerdley at 21 April, at 23 : 23 PM Print

Eye contact is a gift to the lazy lover. Many times, all the things you want to say to the person your in a relationship or having relations with, can be said with the eyes. When used for courting purposes, it is especially helpful. If done right, you can bag the person of your dreams on mute. #Swag. But when done wrong, it’s indeed a violation. #Stalker.

As always, being that I know everything, I will explain the difference

Good Eye Contact = Intimate

When it happens whimsically (reference any romantic comedy for details). Two strangers lock eyes accidentally and create an intimate moment in public. Very sexy; the subtle equivalent to outdoor sex or head in the whip.

Also, another time when eye contact is done effectively is when a fixed eye is used to grab the attention of a wandering eye. This moment has the potential to become a very intimate moment if and only Wandering Eye greets Fixed Eye with a smirk or chooses to “Smize” (reference Tyra Banks for details). If so, this whole scenario becomes very, very sexy; the equivalent to someone grazing you by the palm and leading you onto the dance floor.

Bad Eye Contact = Invasive

This: Dude up top.

It’s not mutual. It’s not consensual. It’s forced and invasive. Hmmm, wonder what the the sexual equivalent to that is?

Thanks for the read eye f*ckers

-Guerdley