6 Reasons Why Beyonce’s Husband Is Never, Never, Ever, Ever Leaving Her
Posted by By Guerdley at 20 May, at 18 : 05 PM Print
6. She Has Her Own
True, Jay’s bread stretches a wee bit longer, but after a couple hundred mill, whose keeping count? They both are set for the next few generations; meaning IF in the freak accident Jay goes bankrupt, Bey’s equipped to bring home the bacon with minimal deviation to the super duper glam lifestyle they already have in place. Not too many women can offer that to Jay. Can you?
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5. If He Acts Up…. #Dueces
“To the left, to the left, Everything you own in the box to the left… I can have another you in a minute, a matter of fact, he’ll be here in a minute. Bayyy-be.” A Threat and a Promise packaged in a menacing little jingle. Who’s testing that?
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4. She Makes Him Look Like “THE Man”
That ass tap said it all: She’s powerful, she’s beautiful and capable of doing whatever and whoever she wants. BUT is still woman enough to submit to the fact that Jay is still her man, and can tap that ass not only accordingly, but publicly! Public domination over a higly favored woman = straight diesel gas for the male ego.
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3. She Plays that “Angel” Card Hella Well
Bey, you aint nobody’s virgin. Never have been, never will be. But your smart enough to keep those skeletons locked air-tight in somebody’s unkown closet in Texas. Granted there have been a few lames over the years that have tried to claim boinking Bey but we don’t believe them, they need wayyyyy more people. A virtuous woman is the most coveted type out there (le duh). And Bey knows that, hence why she keeps that “Angel” card in regular moderation; to discredit any loud mouthed skeletons that ever try to break loose and expose the little hott-ass I’m sure she used to be.
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2. Tina Don’t Take No Mess
It’s written all over that face: “Don’t mess with my puddin”. Every man knows that if a girl has a good relationship with her Mama, he in essence is wifin’ her too. And if daughter gets her heart-broken, mama’s coming for that ass. And who the hell wants to deal with the wrath of a black southern mama? Miss Jackson STILL hasn’t forgiven Dre’ 3000 and “he is for reallllll!” Jay’s a smart black boy, he knows better.
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1. She’s Beautiful… and He’s Jay-Z
Serious power move. Some of us are too superficial to abide by it, but real talk its effective: Dating down just a teensy-weensy bit, will keep him yours. If you’re clearly a few numbers higher on the hottness scale than he is, he’s going to know it and hold on to that girl like she’s a winning scratch ticket. #LOTTO!
Love is a game. Play it to win. #Gobey
Toodles,
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I dunno about all that. Jay's known for switchin up the game but only the switch is to something that obviously increases his value and envy w the haters. When he can't accomplish that he usually takes a left turn while he's at the top….because he has a clut like following…even if some of us aren't gung ho over his decision we'll rock with it and call it the new trend cause…after all…its Jay.
That kind of unpredictability shoots holes through the idea that Bey is the be all and end all of hot women. As soon as she begins to slip in the "#1 chic on deck" category you can best believe that the opportunity for her to slip off Jay's arm is soon to follow. Remember the line "I got the hottest chic in the game wherein my chain..that's right HOV" Jay's all about branding…granted he might have fallen in love with the dopest chic out the idea of their relationship ending is not only possible…its plausible.
just my 33 cents
Young J.
Young J., 2 years ago
The only strong point is #6. There aren't too many women of Beyonce's caliber that can match Jay dollar for dollar. All the other points are not that strong. There are ugly guys out there that keep beautiful women in rotation so the looks argument doesn't hold any weight. The skeletons getting out of the closet would be worse for Bey than It would be for Jay. All the other reasons are just drips in the bucket.
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