Am I The Only Scorpio Alive Who Can’t Masturbate?!
Posted by By Tracy at 27 May, at 21 : 36 PM Print
Hello. My name is Tracy and I am a scorpio who can’t fucking masturbate.
Correction, I am a scorpio who can masturbate, but who 93% of time ends up being turned off by her own fingers or too-expensive penis pretender to ever really wet the bed. shit sucks.
Tell me I’m not alone.
TELL ME I’M NOT ALONE!
I’ve been attempting to lend myself a hand for over a decade now with little progress. The pattern never skips a beat. I’m in heat with not a fellow frisky friend in sight. I flip through my memory book of great sex. More arousal. Then I decide to give my fingers a whirl. And then… the decline.
It literally hits me in size 500 font that I am masturbating and any bit of stimulation lapping inside of me jumps ship.
And I assure you I am farrrrrrrrrr from prude. I am freaking bisexual! I am a freaking scorpio! I want to masturbate! I do masturbate! But I really just want to come.
Ugh. Thank God for the boyfriend.
No batteries needed.
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