National Whore-Story Day

Posted by By Guerdley at 26 May, at 17 : 33 PM Print

So I was on the train eavesdropping, and I caught wind of some conversation two girls were having:
Girl A: Girl B, how long do you usually wait to have sex?
Girl B: Oh I don’t know usually like a month and a half, if I like him…
Girl A: That soon?! Girl, you gotta make him wait 3 months, I thought you had more respect for yourself.
Me: smdh.

And then, a little while ago, I came across this article fanning out destructive shit we women enjoy doing : 5 Lies Women Tell Their Girlfriends @madamenoire. All of the lies were real, but one was Tabernacle…

lying about how soon we let him hit it.

…..Why Do We Do THIS?

I guess the most obvious answer is because of shame&shit. But reallllly though, should grown ass women still be embarrassed about the fact that we let some boy grab a boobie at a house party when we were 16? Or some other trivial moment of naiveté onset by youth, curiosity, and pressure? #boooo

So in lieu of all this phony-ness that was brought to my attention I have declared today National Whore Story Day, so we women can stop feeling ashamed about some BS we’re scared will be held against us. I mean really, how badly can she think of you after you find out what her little ass let go down at band camp? #Thinkaboutit
NOTE: This holiday is to be observed by only REAL girlfriends (not the fake ones that want to be in your business, just because… mmhmm, I see yous). Go on, liberate yourself and share at least one trifling tale, make it a good one too- the kind that would shame ya’ mother and emasculate your man (juicy). Once you’re done, feel free to even light a whore candle in honor of your observance. No worries, no one will judge you– and if they do, know that they’re just projecting.

#HappyHoliday

Toodles,