Why You Should Never Date a Guy Who Sucks at Playing “Words with Friends”

Posted by By Guerdley at 16 November, at 15 : 29 PM Print

Yea, I said it damnit.

Before dating a guy, make sure to play him in some type of competitive activity. Seriously! There’s no bigger warning sign that you’re dating a complete wankster than poor sportsmanship. Ever seen a guy throw a hissyfit after beating him at a game or sport? Gag worthy…

Obviously the standard bowling game or pool match are always good date icebreakers— great opportunities for flirty, trash talk and cheap feels. But if you want to up the ante and really test what kind of guy you’re dealing with, play him in Words With Friends. All guys talk a good game, but can they spell a good one? Download the app to your phone or play it online and be sure! Thank the heavens that I stumbled on this great necessity or I would’ve committed the grave mistake of taking “Felipe” seriously…

Testimony:
For starters, Felipe is obviously his pseudonym because 1. Receiving hate mail is the pits and 2. I enjoy typing the name Felipe because it humors me. Moreover, I invited ol’ Felipe for a game of WWF via my droid and we got to the e-fourplay. To make a short story shorter, not only was Felipe a poor speller but his diction was limp. I tried to bait him with my subtle perversion and threw some innuendos his way… Dude missed them all. I knew any chances of intimacy with the kid would be short lived when I posted “massage,” “tease” and “touch” and he writes “fork.” Which is basically equivalent to telling a guy you’d rather stay in and cook dinner with him, but he insists on going out because there’s a rib special at Applebees. Sigh. Needless to say I won, signed off, and marked him as “Do Not Answer.” Harsh? Perhaps so, but if he has no brains, he doesn’t deserve any— certainly not from me.

What say you? What are the best games/sports to play with someone you’re dating or plan on dating? Ever dated someone that kicked your butt and it p*ssed you off lol?! Or do you like it when your beaux wins? Share your love game woes or wows with us smack dab below or @WWMDtv

Toodles,
@_guerdley