Why He Wants A Chick That Can Whoop A**

Posted by By Guerdley at 15 February, at 12 : 09 PM Print

I’m a lover, not a fighter. I actually never even understood the rationale behind women eager to bruise up their money-makers, it always seemed so financially irresponsible. Major conundrum, like how are you supposed to properly stunt with a black eye? But hey, some dudes go for it. I recall a couple of times back in high school where guys used to praise their rough neck girlfriends’ scrap skills and then later be horrified and shocked when that aggression would key up their cars. What? You’re shocked?

Never got the sex appeal that clearly existed for girls that got buck, however, recently came across this post from Jozen Cummins of unitligetmarried.com one of our fav male minds who  lists a few reasons he’d actually prefer a chick that can issue a proper head lock. Lesson learned…

Because I Would Worry Less

Let’s say I get sick in the middle of the night, so sick I can’t even leave the bed, and the problem is we don’t have any medicine. My woman tells me don’t worry, she’s going to make a quick run to 7-Eleven, and pick me up some of whatever I need. When she leaves our place at 3 a.m., I don’t want to be sick AND worried about her. If she knew how to defend herself, I could worry a little less about her and focus more on being sick in peace.

Because There Are Positive Side Effects

If you watch MMA, you will notice not all fighters are chiseled specimens looking like they were birthed from rocks. What it’s really about is strength and ability. So when I say I want a woman who knows how to throw hands, I’m not saying I want a woman with whom I can compare six-pack abs. I still like a soft exterior, it would just be nice if I knew her interior, the cardiovascular system, was also in tip-top shape.

Because We Need The Best Seats Possible At The Movies

I’ve talked about seat divas before, the kind of women who go into a theater and demand 12 people slide over so her and I can sit, knowing good and well we can go sit in another row where two seats are empty right next to each other. Seat divas are fine with me. I love a good seat diva, but I can’t say I never get butterflies when my woman screams, “Excuse me, is someone sitting there? No? Okay, can everyone just move over?” I always worry some woman is going to say, “Actually, this seat is for my coat. But there’s plenty of other seats.” Next thing I know, my woman is looking like Ron Artest at the Malice in the Palace. I would hate to see it, and of course I would try to hold her back. But what if the butter on my fingers from the popcorn I’ve been eating makes it impossible for me to hold my woman back? Should this happen, I’d at least like to know the woman who didn’t want to move her coat is about to get both seats taken by my woman. I want to know we’re safe in any theater where we go to watch a movie and if my woman wants a specific pair of seats, we can get them, no problem.

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