Strippers have one hell of a talent. I wouldn’t call it innate, but p-ssy poppin on a hand stand is not a skill many women can pull off with great gluteus poise. At least my ass can’t.
So the other day I was watching the season opener of LaLa’s Full Court Life and one of her girls, who happens to dance-for-dollars, swung through to share some pointers on how La could unhinge her inner exhibitionist in an attempt to keep Melo from being a stripper’s most valuable customer. Peep those silly attempts below.
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After watching LaLa’s butt struggle to swivel in unchartered terroritory, I laughed and wondered that if her efforts were actually A+ would that actually be enough to keep her hubster from running to the change machine. It’s pretty damn obvious that I have no beef with going to strip clubs in moderation (Sin City can compete with Six Flags to me lol), yet I understand the concern for many women. And above alla that, I applaud the chicks learning how to give their man a round of applause! But is that enough to simulate the effects of a strip club? I rounded up some good men to share their thoughts.
“I think women have a misconception of why men, or I, go to the strip club. It’s usually with my close guy friends and analogous to going to the sports bar and watching the game. It’s not really about the form of the entertainment, but more of being a guys night out, relaxing and having drinks. So yeah, I’m still going, sorry ladies lol. “—Stephen, 26
“Strip club is all a wack fantasy that leaves you broke. Can’t really enjoy it unless you’re drunk. I’d rather my girl do the dancing because you can hit it after and know she’s clean. Plus the recession already helped keep me out the clubs lol.”—Anslem, 35
“Nah, I mean… the strip club is a different experience. 1.) it’s random hoes not your girl 2.) it’s more celebratory sh-t than an actual one on one intimate experience I think. But though women like to think men are really simple minded and just need T&A in their face, to know that the chick actually giving me a lap dance because she is into me and wants to turn me on and not just trying to pay her rent from this lap dance, that would def make it a better experience. Besides that you can bone your girl after.” —Rondel, 27
“My opinion may be different lol but I’m not a fan of strip clubs. I go sometimes but it’s usually with friends who make plans to go. I’ve even dated strippers but still never really liked the environment. So I’m cool with not going anymore if she’s down to give me a show at home.” —Shine, 25
“I’d rather buy a poll for the house. It will make our relationship more interesting. A poll in the house means she will want to buy more lingerie, learn how to work a poll “and other things” and make her feel like she’s a sexy chick. Strip clubs can only do so much. The stripper only dances per song… plus my hands like to touch things…”—Fidel, 24
Like Charlamagne said to La, a strip club is like a male spa—more R&R than T&A… sorta. No matter the guy, you’re most definitely scoring bottomless points for dropping it low (btw Chazeen has some great advice on the do’s and don’t of lap dances here), but if you find homeboy still wants to make it rain on Miss Juicy Fruit, go on and find out the motive or be like Ne-Yo’s wifey and see if you can score an invitation. Just beware of giving your man a lap dance at the strip club, you might get jumped by angry, naked women…
Much x and o,
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