Attention, Attention! Please note the obvious, but-shoot-I’m-going-to-say-it-anyway: I’m ONLY talking about glorious D.I.L.Fs Shawn Corey Carter would man hug. Trashy McTrashies forever excluded!
Ah, now that we’ve got that out the way : ) I’ve been pitching Cece and Guerdley the idea of frolicking with someone else’s baby daddy for I think well over two years now. The trembly trepidation is always predictably the same: “I don’t knoooooooooow ’bout that one wild girl!” “Umm, nah.” But I can wholeheartedly say from my trazy world of dating that dudes rocking with those other kinds of bottles are not too shabby. In fact, also taking into the consideration my guy pals with little ones, I’m going to say they have qualities I rarely find in the average batch of condom connoisseurs. Yep, this is what I call #nearlyfact
Now I’m not saying to go on a big poppa hunt. However, if there is a hunko fellow who sorta kinda makes daydream about NSFKids thoughts and his highlighted “flaw” is/are his bouncing offspring… give that man a chance yo. Please note: I feel the blaze of some side-eyes and nope, it’s not appreciated! Howeverrr, I’ma hose ya skepticism down a bit because I get it. So peep my three big bullet points for your reconsideration. Thank me the fuhk now!
1. THEY’RE MEGA PATIENT…
This may come from enduring baby mama drama, this may come from changing midnight diapers… perhaps. Whatever the case, if you throw Rihanna tantrums, have unresolved commitment complexes or are just insolvably insatiable, homedad’s built up a tolerance to handle ya ass 9+ months before your arrival. Play nice now.
2. CONSIDERATION IS THEIR MIDDLE NAME…
This ish right here ladies, this ish right hereee. Again, please feel free to damn me to octomom hell if this is extremely personal to my experiences, but really I feel I can say this with utmost confidence—attentiveness is the foundation of their swag. I’ve never had a guy with kids keep me waiting or not give me an early heads up about an impending late arrival. And call me a kiddie, but sweet check-ins are always a plus in my lust book.
3. YOU GET TO SEE THEIR GENES IN ACTION…
Just kidding! Well, kinda. More so I’m talking about paternal skills here. Impressionable young ones very often mirror their parents good and bad habits. Sometimes children are three foot rebels without a cause, indeed, but for the most part you can tell more about who you’re working with by the little humans they’re raising at home.
Now on to the fine print: In no way am I advising you to lower your shades if dude is stuntin like his daddy’s Lil Wayne! In no way are you obligated to call this man daddy in bed! That actually might kill his mojo come to think of it. I won’t disillusion you into thinking baby mama drama is just a figment of John Singleton’s imagination, because the Jodys and Yvettes are out there, but they’re not everywhere. Matter fact let’s just stay clear of the term baby mama, that’s already setting you up for steam. How about just ex. Yall can figure out how holidays work when that bridge gets built. Deal? Oh and baller hogs, if you can’t handle a toddler’s meal coming before your own, it may not fit that stiletto lifestyle
Alright, so tell me have you opened your minds (and possibly legs) to the idea of dating a man with minors? Or have I possibly made you switch that jog to a Nigerian sprint? My beloved D.I.L.Fs have I done yall justice? Speak up below yo!
Much x and o,
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