All it takes is one ambitious pelvic thrust for love and lust to pull the old switcharoo on a chick. Lone behold, this shameful diagram stating the ugly truth: If his vehicle can manage to wedge a space in parking lot 2, she’s doomed! Why? Because a flutter of endorphins romantically gather into a glowy dew around your lover and it’s about this time that panties and discretion are tossed aside and that sticky dickmatization takes wrap. If the first time you’ve ever declared your love for a guy was during his midstroke, chalk it up as G-spot hysterics girl. How is it that someone who was once only eligible for your 4-lettered kinky commands and is now the recipient of your 4-lettered commitment? Nah! You don’t love this guy, you love how he made you feel, and one of those two are not like the other!
It’s a slippery slope for women who grow attached to a guy because of his remarkable ability to make love, completely negating his willingness to actually fall in love. But as always no worries ladies, as you give him your front, we gothcya back So sweet chickies, we’ve devised a 3 point plan to help you loosen the undeniable grip of great stick. Consider it a prophylactic treatment, peep and apply:
3. Document and Archive His Flaws
Quite simply because you will undeniably dilute them post-nut! Once you learn that you’re dealing with a heavy-weight champ, muster up as much brain power possible, tear your self from that obsessive replay has replaced your former daydreams, and grab a pen and pad. Make a list of his flaws, the things that irk the heat of you. Fold the paper into columns and in the second, make a list of your deal breakers that apply to him. Throw the list in your panty drawer, right next to your red light specials. Reference it regularly: the flaw list is the reality check that every woman should be referencing from time and time to help you remind you that he is no demigod, and visibly mortal in more rachet ways than one. The deal breaker list is to keep your standards in tact. This is not to say that every slam list you create is iron clad. No that’d be silly. There should definitely be minor exceptions for the man you fall in love with — just not for the man you fall in lust with.
2. Conduct Informational Interviews
While some women are more obviously entranced by the stab of cupid’s long arrow, others hover about in denial.You can identify them by the holes in their arguments; the amount they complain about their guy is ironically is in perfect balance with their level of commitment to him. You know who I’m talking about right? Yeah… her (or maybe you), the girl who is in “love” with the guy she doesn’t like! If you guys are chummy enough I would recommend having a frank sit-down with the young lady and getting an inside candid testimony. How soon did you guys wait to have sex for the first time? What is the best aspect of their relationship? Has sex always reigned supreme? Did you ever expect to fall in with him? Again, I highly recommend you that you be in “chummy” relationship with the interviewee, these questions can easily become offensive to the next chick. Anyways, more often then not, burrowed underneath her perspective will reveal a young lady kidnapped by lust. Save yourself and learn from her history.
1. Go Cold Meat Turkey
It starts with a deadline. How many times do you plan on climbing that tree young lady? Any time you’re having great sex with someone you know isn’t your ideal mate, you should have a deadline in the horizon and regimen in regulation, all of which will be jogging toward a full stop. And by stop, I mean no more, cease and desist. Some women dupe themselves into believing that just because they are not exclusively committed to that strapping lover, they are taking active steps toward detachment, therefore a full stop is not quite in order. Unfortunately, my dear sweet, such is not the case. I’ll be honest with you, a P2 level truck is no easy find But riding in other commercial cars before fully detaching from that Hummer, is only going to re-empahisize that reality, and inadvertently keep you locked to the “better” option. Comparison is the thief of joy, so to put yourself in a position where you’re going to constantly compare your old luster’s performance to that of the potentially good lover’s, is a bad and blinding look.
Finally always remember, just because he’s physically touched you in a deep place, doesn’t mean that he has emotionally! When we dupe ourselves into believing the reciprocal, we tie a ball and chain to our ankles known as emotional dependence. And that’s when most guys whose ankles are free to sprint, run for cover. It’s one thing to be lonely, but lonely and horny? Stop the madness! Follow and share this 3 point plan ladies, and keep us posted on your progress, good luck and God speed!
Guys, can you identify when a girl’s been dickmatized? Ladies, have you ever successfully broken the chains? Want to add another provision to the 3 point plan? Let’s gets intimate @wwmdtv or feel free to pen your truths below!
XO + Body Warmth,
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