Summer Sex Shopping: 3 Necessary Musts For A Great Fling

Posted by By Guerdley at 12 April, at 13 : 42 PM Print

Summer fling shopping is not something to be taken lightly. As the saying goes, “You get what you pay for” so you better get that cheap thrill appraised. Lucky for you the stars are in your favor, Un-Cuffing Season is a glorious time to let your wandering eye go H.A.M. for a match that’ll guarantee your summer sex remains high on sizzle. However, be mindful, this is NOT to be confused with the throw-it-in-the-bag swiftness one walks into Cuffing Season with. After all, the main and most important qualities of a cuffer is body heat and consistency. Summer Flinging, eh not so much. As whimsical as it may sound, research is a necessary must. The last thing you need is a wet towel lover to put a damper on your summer sex spree, tsk, tsk, tsk. Procrastination is the pitts, get busy kids, a summer is a terrible thing to waste.

Recently came across a sweet list from our homie  Nicole McGloster aka @missjournalism over at Vibe Vixen on the ideal qualifications of a Summer Flingee to help navigate you young lovers through your voyages. As always, thank us later.

1. A Car

Unless you live in New York City, not having a car is a huge no-no. How do you expect to navigate the foreseen great times of the warm seasons without mobile ability? As shallow as it sounds, access to a car and a legit driver’s license are a must! If your boo doesn’t have at least that, next him and keep looking. (ATTN: do not next him just because he doesn’t drive an expensive whip.)

2. A (Drool Worthy/Drool On) Body

Imagine: laying out on the beach enjoying the ocean breeze and chiseled Adonis walks past. Visual orgasm, right? Exactly! As the clothes shed, your boo’s body needs to be red carpet-ready, even if you never walk one. Is your boo a little chunky? Then exercise together. Getting fit for the summer is always fun, so start there and get beach ready!

3. Willing To Try New Things

Lastly, your dude needs to be able to get into new things; this goes hand-in-hand with spontaneity.  To be able to spend time with someone who is smart, can hold conversation and who is willing to experience something he’s never done before is priceless. A person like that is sure to make a warmer cuffin’ season that much more enjoyable.

And the gospel carries on. Peep the rest on Vibe Vixen.

Above all, before designating someone to take you to the promised land, make sure you aren’t that summer fling’s only extra-curricular activity. He or she needs a well-rounded life to avoid future grip. They don’t need to be a nightly go-to, just the every now and then muzzle to cooing loins. Trust if this golden rule is taken lightly, severance will be apocalyptic! #AndYouKnowThis

What other qualities are ideal in a summer fling? Ever made a bum purchase? What’s the worst experience you’ve had dismantling summer fling arrangements? Grab the mic @wwmdtv or merrily fill in the spaces below.

French xxx’s,

@_guerdley

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