The existence of multiple orgasms makes me believe that God is one heaven of a woman. However, why’s it gotta be such a road trip to find this heaven on earth? Sit tight sonshines, while perusing through The Frisky, I spotted an interesting product called pantyO (not made by God herself unfortunately, but by sigh, humans) that claims it can take our kegel exercises to the next level with the help of a one inch secret weapon.
Here’s the official product description:
The pantyO Kegel Exercise Extension is what makes pantyO unique!! The pantyO Kegel Exercise Extension (approximately one inch in height) is sewn into the crotch of the panty. When wearing the panty, the extension is inserted vaginally and provides a “focus” point for you while performing your Kegel exercises while squeezing on the extension.
Ready to give Victoria a time out? Hold that answer. I decided to holler at a couple of my girlfriends mouths to see if they’d test grip the pantyO if it meant climax on climax on climax.
“I would wear them, but not all the time. I’d think of it like an exercise class… once a week, lol. Just woudnt want to wear it at work as seeing I work for a small company… everyone would hear my slight moans, smh.” —Chanel, 27
“This is very extra. Who needs a panty when you can do kegels on your own? If you are that worried about having a “secure” vagina, set an alarm on your smartphone (cause we all have one) and have it remind you to do them. They are so discreet, you can even do then while sitting at your desk at work? WHY COMPLICATE YOUR LIFE WITH THIS NONSENSE? I can’t, I’m done.” — Alissa, 25
“It just sounds very awkward…Would I buy? No. Would I like to try it? Yea sure, if it was given to me, lol, but I probably would only wear it a few hours before I know I’m going to have sex . As a prep lol.”—Jerelyn, 26
“I may be strange but I think I’m gonna have to say no. Sure, it’ll provide a better ‘map’ of where my man should be maneuvering himself but I like discovering my focal points with my lover. But it’s more satisfying to me knowing that he found my spot and was able to make me hit my O’s multiple times without kegel underwear dictating where it is. I’ll do the exercises, but not the underwear haha.” —Adelle, 22
As predicted, team vag is working with a cocktail (no pun) of intrigue and hell no f-cking wrong. I’ll personally try anything twice, but my guess is these panty poppers won’t come with a warranty lol. Sooooo yeah. If any fine employee at PantyO would like to send me a complimentary undergarment for review, please email me here – email@example.com. Oh wait, I guess I should snag a sex partner first as part of this review. Hold, please!
Till next my lil squeezers,
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