With the recent popularity of big booties and curvaceous hips, a voluptuous shape is no longer specifically considered to be an “ethnic thing”. With its cross over to mass appeal, more and more men are considering it to be a feature that’s hot, sexy y muy bueno. More and more women are looking at ways to make sure that they excentuate their curves to the best of their ability. Nonetheless, we can’t forget the origin of this craze! The black woman!
She’s almost always expected to have some type of booty, curves all day … but what if she doesn’t? What if she lacks all expected curves from the rear view? As far as guys are concerned, does she really lose points?
“Sorry. I wouldn’t date a girl with a flat butt. It’s just not fun. I’d really have to like her ALOT.” – Jay, 26
We could ask men for their opinions all day but the fact of the matter is that there are a lot of things that men say that they “hate” but still date. “Oh no weaves aren’t for me,” yet you’re dating Beyonce’s twin. “I need her to have some boobs for sure” but then you end up with a member of the itty bitty, almost missing a rack committee. I can speak on behalf of the weave and itty bitty committee when I say: Men don’t know what they want. I still get play from the same folks who say that they’ll never date either type of gal.
Now who can speak up for the smaller booty gals? My lady friend Adrian can. Is the booty situation comparable to the guy opinion of weaves and breast? Check out my interview with Adrian below. She is a member of the small over all, booty squad:
WWMD: Ok, so would you say that your butt plays a roll in determining whether or not a guy will try to talk to you?
Adrian: I’ve never had a guy shut me down and say “ Oh I’m not going to talk to you because you don’t have a butt.” And I’m just back and legs. Not saying that they don’t talk about it but they just don’t say anything to me and it doesn’t deter them from hollering at me.
Does the thought of them talking about it bother you?
Not really because, like I said, at the end of the day he’s still with me. My old boyfriend used to say “From the front it looks like you should expect to see a butt but then when you get to the back, it’s definitely a surprise.” I just used to laugh because we were together so I still had him.
Did you ever fear him cheating on your or skipping town for another chick with more booty?
I don’t know. That could happen, but that could also happen in any situation. I could be Halle Berry, Kim K or Scarlett Johansson and still get cheated on. See the thing for me is that I don’t have a butt but I have… well guys say that a pretty face wins over a butt any day. If she’s really cute but doesn’t have a butt, he’s not gonna NOT talk to her.
Ok. Now in addition to a cute face, do you think that other body parts can sway a guy to your side of the team? Like a big chest maybe?
Probably but I don’t have big boobs. My strong point is my legs so I show them. I also never wear tight dresses that are going to show my butt or lack thereof. That way they focus on my strong points.
I’m wondering if guys would say that’s deceiving? Haha.
They might! But whatever!
Ok have you ever thought about getting work done? Have you ever tried butt pads?
I have thought about getting a Brazillian butt lift but that would be for me not for men. If I could afford it then why not! I have tried butt pads. I did that for me as well. I felt like my boobs weren’t big and I didn’t have a butt so I wanted something…Something to give me that little extra umph but then I became dependent on it and I didn’t feel like it made a difference with the attention that I got. I found myself getting approached by the same type of guys and so I ended that. I don’t wear them anymore. I think it’s a waste of money and time.
I have to ask. What happens when he meets you with a big butt and then sees you in the bedroom and realizes that it isn’t quite the butt that he 1st laid eyes on?
Haha. Well…when I met my ex, I met him with the butt pads and I do remember him mentioning that “My butt was fat.” I usually only wear them for special occasion or club nights and not much for regular days. Obviously, I did not have them on when we actually had sex and to this day, I don’t think he figured it out. I think that he just thought that it was his mistake.
Any funny stories about the butt pads? I’m intrigued.
Oh. One time I had them on in the club. I think this guy was really drunk and he bit it. Bit my butt! I didn’t notice because I couldn’t feel it. I didn’t really know until he stood up and said ”You know I just bit your Ass!” So what’s the normal reaction that a female usually has in this situation? She’ll either curse him out, slap him or show some type of disgust. I couldn’t even do it. My reflexes were so slow. I was still in shock that this just happened and I had no clue. Haha. He must have been really drunk too. I don’t think he noticed that it was fake.
You think he really didn’t know ?
Like I said. He was drunkkkkk! Really drunk.
So what about White guys? Many of them aren’t too big on huge booties. Do you get a lot of play from them?
Haha. White guys do tend to like me. I don’t know why but they tend to. I don’t think it’s the butt but they just do haha. I can’t offer any more input. You’d have to ask them.
Ok last piece. Any final advice for women with similar bottoms?
Yea. Just have confidence. I think it trumps everything. If you lack in one area, work out. Perfect the other areas. Always make sure that your presentation is on point. Dress well, hair done right, make up on point, etc.
There’s nothing better than hearing it first hand! Everyone has their preference. I always like to think that for each man that isn’t willing to date a certain type of woman, there’s 20 others so strap on that confidence ladies and strut with pride. As they taught me in marketing class, the consumer doesn’t know what they want half the time anyway…same applies to men and women.
So what are your thoughts on Adrian’s story? Do you have your own to share? Do you believe in the “He doesn’t know what he wants” theory? Men, got some thoughts to share? Share away!
I’ll see you guys next week! Ta Ta!
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