Guerdley
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19 April 2013 at 11 : 03 AM
5 Privileges He’ll Revoke After You Friend Zone Him
We cannot have it all. A harsh reality I still grapple with from time to time… Namely when it comes to our guy friends. Or rather the guys we’ve “friend zoned.” Despite his cheek-blushing chivalry and flattering persistence, he still doesn’t completely tickle your fancy. And for that unfortunate short-coming, ol’ boy has been friend [...]
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21 February 2013 at 13 : 59 PM
Docs Are But A Dream: 3 Love Lessons Jayonce Should Never Have Kept From Us
Recently, I was brought to the most embarrassingly accurate realization. Thanks instagram. I spotted the epiphany while thumbing down my feed. A meme of a biblical Bey, illuminated by a holy ghost filter: Chicks Be Like, In Beyonce We Trust. Church, though! Which is why I was a teensy bit bummed after watching HBO’s bio-doc [...]
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24 January 2013 at 03 : 08 AM
Thickness Denied: How To React When He Tells You To Lose 10 Pounds
I said What? He had the nerve to repeat himself. “You should lose 10 pounds!” He said it over the phone but I could tell he had a big “Eureka” smile on his face, as if he was relaying a great revelation from the heavens to share with all of God’s people. I felt my [...]
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21 December 2012 at 11 : 59 AM
Boom-Bye-Bye! If The World Ends Today, These Men Want Us To Know…
As I’m sure you’ve heard, according to popular beliefs, we all have an appointment with death later today. Now I know these guys have a killer rep for accuracy and all, but I think I have to disagree with the Mayans on this one. It just doesn’t feel like the world’s going to end, ya know? [...]
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13 December 2012 at 14 : 13 PM
Thirst Alert! 3 Precautions To Keep In Mind When Setting Thirst-Traps
A snap shot showcasing a curvaceous waistline and a mouth-full of flesh pops up on your home feed. Now your faced with a tragic paradox: Should you shake your damn head at this blatant thirst alert or rotate that bad boy for a better view? Thirst Traps. Have they effected your life? I understand that we [...]
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7 December 2012 at 14 : 40 PM
Special Delivery: 3 Tips On How To Properly Gift Sex
Friendly reminder: judgement free-zone! In the event that a holiday present for your booksi is making you rack your brain and count your pennies, we kindly advise that you chill out and keep it simple. The best things in life are free, remember? Now I know that the mere mention of gifting sex this holiday season [...]
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29 November 2012 at 13 : 48 PM
Thirst Control: 3 Ways To Cope With His Celeb-Lusting
You’re chilling with your guy and some perfect naked chick bounces on the screen or is plastered on some ad. Most (dutiful) men will lust silently over the wet dreamy image. Other men, handicapped in the art of reservation, can’t ignore their inner primate and they must lust, loudly. Mmm! The things I would do [...]
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15 November 2012 at 13 : 48 PM
Her Q, His A: How To Smash A Homie And Get Away With It
You know how they say it’s a small world after all? No one finds this to be more true than the consequential homie smasher. Poor girl has the daunting task of explaining to that special one why tech-nic-ally he’s a special number two (to his partner at that). Sticky situation, no pun! Dear friend, before [...]
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8 November 2012 at 12 : 49 PM
It’s Not That Serious: 5 Things Women Swear Are Rejection, But Aren’t (Necessarily)
You know how guys get all super dumb ass when it comes to topics they don’t regularly deal with, like PMS and Lifetime movies? Well ladies, when it comes to rejection, we’re pretty stuck on stupid, like really stuck, like signed-to-Bad-Boy stuck. He didn’t call? He’s probably over you, probably wishes you looked the way you did when [...]
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26 October 2012 at 13 : 58 PM
Is She A Trick-Or-Treat? 3 Precautions When Wearing Our Halloween Whore-fits
We all know it by now. Halloween has boiled down to an evening of two highly anticipated events in the lives of women and men –1.) For women, this is a legitimate and yes, I’m even going to say Patriotic excuse to emancipate your inner hooch, publicly. (Disclaimer: Hooch is not to be confused with [...]
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