Guerdley
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2 May 2012 at 22 : 34 PM
Why I’m Just Not About That Man-Scaping Life
I love a man in touch with his feminine side. Truly, Drake can cry on my bosom ey day. However, my gender bending isn’t as flexible in all areas. Particularly, when it comes to man-scaping. I once had a friend whose boyfriend went Brazilian waxing with her… Yes. Brazilian. Waxing… If you’re anything like me, [...]
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26 April 2012 at 12 : 39 PM
Friends With (Revoked) Benefits: 5 Ways To Put An F-Bud Back In The Friend Zone
Some of us (and you know who you are) have taken the term “BFF” out of context. Yup, that clumsy lust has gotten you into quite the compromised position: you accidently love up a homie and now are stuck wallowing in the awkward aftermath of your libido collision. Do you see why that Chazeen girl [...]
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19 April 2012 at 13 : 23 PM
Penis Envy: 3 Point Plan To End A Bad Case of Dickmatization
All it takes is one ambitious pelvic thrust for love and lust to pull the old switcharoo on a chick. Lone behold, this shameful diagram stating the ugly truth: If his vehicle can manage to wedge a space in parking lot 2, she’s doomed! Why? Because a flutter of endorphins romantically gather into a glowy [...]
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12 April 2012 at 13 : 42 PM
Summer Sex Shopping: 3 Necessary Musts For A Great Fling
Summer fling shopping is not something to be taken lightly. As the saying goes, “You get what you pay for” so you better get that cheap thrill appraised. Lucky for you the stars are in your favor, Un-Cuffing Season is a glorious time to let your wandering eye go H.A.M. for a match that’ll guarantee your summer [...]
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5 April 2012 at 12 : 48 PM
4 Relationship Secrets You Missed From Beyonce’s Big Tumblr Reveal
If you run in my circle from time to time you might hear me referred to as “Guerdonce”. We’re not going to delve into the reasons as to how I got donned the dub (that’s for a rainy day and a bottle of wine) but the point is I’m a real fan (under certain lenses, [...]
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29 March 2012 at 11 : 34 AM
10 Secret Confessions Of The 2012 Gold-Digger
Warning: What you are about to read is mad real… Being a gold-digger isn’t the worst thing in the world. It’s not the most noble either… But it is ambiguous, and evidently in need of explanation. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard a young lady complain about finances and then jokingly/dead [...]
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22 March 2012 at 11 : 10 AM
5 Spin Moves He Might Play This Un-Cuffing Season
Young lovers, Spring is upon us and autonomy is in bloom. Yes we have officially entered the period of dating life commonly referred to as Un-Cuffing Season, the pre-motion trials of Summer Flinging, which officially begin May 28th on Memorial Day. You may soon notice, that this season will usher in a slew of shenanigans [...]
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15 March 2012 at 03 : 42 AM
A Man’s Cry: 5 Truths About Scorned Men
Oh the secrets that lurk in my Facebook inbox boy I tellya… Clicked on that little red box and found this cry for help: “Hi love! Gotta WWMD question for ya about this situation I’m in. So I’m still dating that same dude I introduced you to some months back and we’re def into each [...]
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8 March 2012 at 12 : 12 PM
Confessions Of A Cheater: 8 Reasons He Had To Do It
It happens to the best of us. And I literally mean it, the BEST of us. At the very least, it’s an aggy brainstorm; at the very most, a rampaging neurosis. But no matter where your stranded frustrations nestle on the “Why Did He Cheat?” spectrum, they tend to end up in a place we [...]
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29 February 2012 at 17 : 43 PM
Lessons from Chrihanna: 5 Precautions for the Ride-Or-Die Chick
You got to admire the ovaries on a ride-or-die chick in love. Unfortunately though, not everything is applaud worthy, her perspective can suck — especially when she has on her hater shades. For most, love is free. But not for those in bad love; they have a price to pay costing them anywhere from friends, [...]
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