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15 February 2012 at 12 : 09 PM
Why He Wants A Chick That Can Whoop A**
I’m a lover, not a fighter. I actually never even understood the rationale behind women eager to bruise up their money-makers, it always seemed so financially irresponsible. Major conundrum, like how are you supposed to properly stunt with a black eye? But hey, some dudes go for it. I recall a couple of times back [...]
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10 February 2012 at 11 : 53 AM
5 Ways Chicks F Up Their Man’s Valentine’s Day
While single ladies all over the western hemisphere side-eye cupid for poking them with vacancy on February 14th, unattached dudes rejoice for their 24-hour blessing. Why? Because way too freaking often women are guilty of paralleling Valentine’s Day with He Better Make It Rain On Me Day. In other words, the apex of Conceited Girl [...]
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8 February 2012 at 10 : 35 AM
How To Snag A Barack: 7 Lessons from the First Lady
Michelle’s a keeper. If you — like us, have eyes one thing is painfully obvi about our fav president Barack — he’s undeniably smitten by his wife. Serious hat tip in lieu of the stat-quo: monogamy is looking suspect in the side-eye of public opinion. But what’s that mean to FLOTUS? Lady not only wifed one helluva [...]
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7 February 2012 at 21 : 55 PM
Vlog! 3 BIG Dating Rules Men Wish You Would Break
Oh Boy! I recently came across this article on Glamour.com where they mentioned 10 dating rules worth shedding. There were some of the usuals: Depending on horoscopes to determine your relationship’s success, expecting a guy to pay (see my take on that here –> My Biggest Nightmare: He Asked Me To Pay For Dinner!), only [...]
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3 February 2012 at 12 : 28 PM
Girl On Guy Action: 6 Cowgirl Moves He Never Wants To See
Lately, I’ve been having some sad conversations about the low frequency rates of us women straddling the thighs of our dudes. And this is all disappointing to me because one.) it’s the most cumtastical position of all and two.) it gives his forehead a break from making it rain on your chin. But alas, even [...]
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2 February 2012 at 12 : 27 PM
PSA: Nice Guys Aren’t Punk B*tches
It’s a damn shame, but the damn truth: Nice guys are an endangered species. Why? Most of them shed their gleaming exterior to assume a tougher hide, one that’s teflon to female sincerity and decorated in M.O.B.-esque tattoos. This new guy is not the most notorious womanizer, but understands the most notorious womanizer’s doctrines and [...]
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27 January 2012 at 12 : 45 PM
Let’s Answer The Big Question: How to Handle V-Day w/ a Sorta BF
Yes we’re starting the V-day chat early! I was inspired by Your Tango’s recent article but thought you guys needed some advice that was a bit more relatable. If you’re like me and have a sorta, kinda boyfriend/guy you’re talking to… you’ve got to prepare early my friends! Lol. Well prepare yourself that is… First [...]
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26 January 2012 at 12 : 50 PM
When A Man’s Fed Up: 7 Silly Things That Piss Women Off
I support the entitled bitch fit — with every ounce of my estrogen. But somethings ladies just aren’t worth the temple massage. Some of the petty offenses guys commit are punishable by up to an eye-roll or blank stare at most. Yes, although a few of their oversights seem to justify a healthy finger wagg [...]
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25 January 2012 at 14 : 05 PM
Ready For This Jelly: 7 Reasons He Doesn’t Mind A Lil Cellulite
If mirrors could speak, I’d slap mine with a muzzle. The amount of times it has watched me check out my naked ass is pretty damn shameful. But hey, I needs to know the talk of my walk when it comes to inflation, jiggle room, and of course the damn c-word. Ah, cellulite don’t we [...]
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20 January 2012 at 07 : 36 AM
I Suck: Confessions From Gals Who Genuinely Enjoy The Art Of Going Down
When you’re rolling with a batch of blunt girlfriends, it becomes increasingly important to peek over your shoulders before signing on to Gmail. Example en route… Last week, one of the few pseudo angels in my crew shot over a mass message with the following brow-raiser pinned to it: “Do you guys actually like giving head, [...]
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