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19 January 2012 at 02 : 22 AM
The 5 Golden Rules of Big Butt Etiquette
I understand your confusion. Truly I do. Why is a manual for big butt etiquette necessary? Simply because “Damnnnn…” should not be a standard salutation for a healthy fraction of anyone’s encounters. And when it is, a regulation in etiquette is in order. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Yes, beauty in all forms is always gravitating and yes, a [...]
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18 January 2012 at 07 : 18 AM
The Worst Female Relationship Advice Ever… #LoveandHipHop
Did you guys catch the newest episode of Love & Hip Hop on Monday? If not, you missed, what I consider to be, some of the worse relationship advice ever.On this episode, Fabolous’ ex-assistant/ friend Winter meets up with Fab’s on-again, off-again leading lady, Emily to offer her advice on the whole being with Fab [...]
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13 January 2012 at 07 : 51 AM
Why A Nipple Ring Was The Best Gift To Myself
There’s letdown. There’s bliss. And then there’s this ugly, yet somehow consensual, physically terrorizing, though oddly moist, please-I’m-begging-you-to-fucking-cum in between. In 2009 I allowed a dude I was lightly dating—we’ll call him Disgusto— to serve me up with far too many minutes of the latter. Yep, I as in Tracy Garraud, aspiring shero, assassin of [...]
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12 January 2012 at 11 : 26 AM
The New Hov: Do Men with Daughters Make Better BFs?
It’s still up in the air. Not sure if it was Blue Ivy’s sweet gurglings or the unveiling of Hov’s vulnerbility, but JayZ’s “Glory” emitted a caliber of pathos that made everyone (G’s included) feel a little bit fuzzy inside. As Hov cooed chivalrous vows to “Paint the sky blue” for his and Beyonce’s newborn [...]
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11 January 2012 at 11 : 45 AM
5 Guys You Should Def. Date Before Settling Down
Being young and in your 20s is one of the best experiences of your dating life… and life in general. If you haven’t realized that yet then hop on it ladies because time is a wasting. We are the women that men love to date whether they’re in their 30s 40s or early 20s. One [...]
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6 January 2012 at 13 : 42 PM
When Leggings Go Terribly Wrong: A Man’s Disturbed Point of View
Leggings aren’t always a girl’s best bitch. Sometime’s those go-to bodyhuggers are just sneaky little foes ready to cackle at your thighs’ demise. Now don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing better than having twelve minutes to get Bey’d up, raping your closet for an outfit, spotting a pair of ebony tighties and breathing a heavy [...]
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5 January 2012 at 12 : 57 PM
Revenge On The Mistress: 5 Lessons From Amber Rose
Pay back’s a bitch- evidently a bald one. Amber Rose’s reaction to Kanye’s creep with Kim is quite admirably on some new 2012 ish: No beatdown’s were issued, no cars were keyed up, and no verbal cat fights transpired – nope. Instead, Amber found a sweeter revenge. She called the alleged Jezebel by her name, [...]
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4 January 2012 at 12 : 08 PM
Her Q, His A: Is Breaking Out Of The Friend Zone Ever Possible?
Have any of you ladies ever seen that new MTV show called “Friendzone” ? It’s basically a show where guys and girls try to maneuver their way out of being in the “friend category.” Throughout the whole show the guy or girl’s best friend helps them prep for a date only to later discover that the [...]
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30 December 2011 at 12 : 03 PM
Is It Ever a Good Idea To Get A Lover’s Name Tatted?
I’ve always said that I’d get the date of my wedding tatted on me. Not so much as a mark of unremovable love, but a reminder that someone actually adored me to the point of attempting infinite monogamy with me. And if divorce were to strike? That tattoo would come even handier as a prompt [...]
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29 December 2011 at 14 : 11 PM
The Iconic NYE Sparkle Dress – Sexy or Saturated?
No disrespect to the Mayans, but we’re not quite believing that 2012 is our last year on earth. However, conspiracy theories are fun and so we’ll let it serve as an even more important reason to bring in the new 365 with a big bang of a dress. Remember, NYE isn’t only ushering in a new [...]
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