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8 December 2011 at 01 : 49 AM
Good Chick Gone Thick: Revenge of the Curves
Not sure when it started… a little bit after J.Lo’s Selena ass, a little bit before Beyonce’s Hottentot hips. It ran straight through all 15 minutes of the Body named Buffy’s career and has now reached a point of pinnacal hysteria thanks to Nicki Minaj’s booty clap heard around the world. Yes friends, somehow, some [...]
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1 December 2011 at 09 : 21 AM
How to Deal with Your BF’s Limp Libido
Life throws whims. Some so hard they can smack the sex drive out of your guy. This month alone, I’ve encountered several sob stories from girls crumbling under the weight of their boyfriend’s sex embargoes. Each of their bf’s are stressed to the max with issues of personal tragedy and work misery. As boyfriend sings [...]
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30 November 2011 at 12 : 59 PM
Her Q, His A:The Right & Wrong Way to Give A Lap Dance
If you’ve been paying attention to Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce lately then you too have noticed the common theme that both of them have been emphasizing within their recent singles:” Papi (Dance For Your)” and “Dance For You”. Alright we get it! It’s important to spice up your relationship every now and then with a [...]
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28 November 2011 at 12 : 32 PM
The Big FYI: Why Men Think Our Pucker Face Sucks
Yep, that’s me up there. Tracy No-Middle-Name Garraud, puck-f*cking the camera. For years (more frequently in college) this has been one of my go-to poses for playing up the lens. Why? No real enthralling confession, just felt right. But apparently too many men believe otherwise. Lately, I’ve been hearing from #teamtestosterone that the lip scruncher is [...]
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24 November 2011 at 18 : 31 PM
Happy Thanks!!!!
And we mean it! We’re genuinely Happy to thank you! Now although a lot of things about today’s significance is as ambiguous as the male mind – one thing stands firm: Giving thanks is of great importance today. And damnit- we are hella greatful for you all! The retweets, the positive energy, reading our blogs and [...]
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24 November 2011 at 15 : 23 PM
Older Women Disrobing: Is “Grown & Sexy” Being Taken Too Literal?
I am a firm believer in all affirmations that support fleshy freedom of expression. If “You Got It, Flaunt It”, was etched in my tombstone I would surely rest in peace. Yet in lieu of these firm beliefs – I found myself taken aback to see Jennifer Lopez shimmy her sha-shas in nothing but glitter [...]
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23 November 2011 at 13 : 21 PM
A Chick Who Can’t Cook… Deal Breaker For Men?
Every Thanksgiving, we all look forward to the same thing… FOOD! hmm… Can you hear the true foodie in me? They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach but what if she can’t cook? Most recently, I feel like I’ve been meeting a lot of men that can cook… actually they’re [...]
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17 November 2011 at 12 : 09 PM
Fact or Fiction: Do Her Dance Skills Affect Her Sex Skills?
Ever heard this? –> “A woman who can dance is a pro in bed” I’ve heard it before. It makes a lot of sense to me. If you’ve got rhythm in bed then you should probably have rhythm in the sheets and good rhythm is the key to some good sex. It takes 2 to tango [...]
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16 November 2011 at 15 : 29 PM
Why You Should Never Date a Guy Who Sucks at Playing “Words with Friends”
Yea, I said it damnit. Before dating a guy, make sure to play him in some type of competitive activity. Seriously! There’s no bigger warning sign that you’re dating a complete wankster than poor sportsmanship. Ever seen a guy throw a hissyfit after beating him at a game or sport? Gag worthy… Obviously the standard [...]
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14 November 2011 at 10 : 33 AM
The Importance Of NOT Looking Like a 10 On Your First Date
Sustaining the front of a Utopian dime is hard f–king work. When Robyn Fenty strides through an airport sporting an oversized hoodie and bug-eyed shades, it’s probably not to combat a super nippy day, but to counter everyone’s presumption that she wakes up from an international flight looking like Rihanna. Expectations are a bitch. There’s [...]
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